I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession,but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replies: “Get out. You idiot. You're on my side! "