A Very Boca Christmas

 

Twas the night before Christmas

and down here in Boca,

... I was sitting at Starbucks,

drinking my mocha.

I know we're all Jewish,

but was wondering still,

if Santa would come here

and give us a thrill.

On my way home,

no Christmas lights did I see,

on the houses, the windows,

not even the trees.

What a strange feeling.

Not a decoration in sight.

Was it really December

or a warm summer's night?

I drove past Toojay's,

there were lines out the door.

People were waiting

for kishka and more.

The restaurants were busy,

Christmas dinners not planned.

Never, not here

we're in Boca Land .

At home all was quiet.

I left out Kosher wine,

In case Santa came to Boca

for the very first time.

Snoozing came easy

to me Christmas Eve.

I wasn't waiting for presents

to be left under a tree.

I could hope all I want.

I could fuss and then see,

if Santa would make time

for little old me.

Then all of a sudden

up pulled his Jag,

with a sack full of presents

each sporting a tag.

Oh Bloomies, oh Saks

Oh Nieman's and more.

He knows where to shop,

he frequents my stores!

He looked for the lox,

the bagels and deli.

He came to Boca first

to fill up his belly!

"I have a long night ahead,

I want you to know.

From Boca I leave

for New York and the snow."

He stayed for a while,

he chatted and ate.

Then he left in a flash

before it got late.

What a great night

I thought with a sigh.

That jolly old Santa

is a really nice guy.

As I cleared off the table

I heard with delight

"Shalom to you all,

and OY, what a night!!

A Christmas Story, The Angel on top of the Christmas Tree

 

A Little Christmas Story

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

 

Yes all these politicos are connected.

*YES, THE GOVERNOR OF MICHIGAN USED TO WORK FOR GEORGE SOROS.

* YES, CALIF GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM IS NANCY PELOSI'S NEPHEW.

* YES, ADAM SHIFF'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO GEORGE SOROS’ SON.

* YES, JOHN KERRY'S DAUGHTER IS MARRIED TO A MULLAH'S SON IN IRAN.

* YES, HILLARY'S DAUGHTER CHELSEA IS MARRIED TO GEORGE SOROS' NEPHEW.

* YES, ABC NEWS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER IAN CAMERON IS MARRIED TO SUSAN RICE,

OBAMA'S FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER.

* YES, CBS PRESIDENT DAVID RHODES IS THE BROTHER OF BEN RHODES,

OBAMA'S DEPUTY NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER FOR STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS.

* YES, ABC NEWS CORRESPONDENT CLAIRE SHIPMAN IS MARRIED TO JAY CARNEY,

FORMER OBAMA WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY.

* YES, ABC NEWS AND UNIVISION REPORTER MATTHEW JAFFE IS MARRIED TO KATIE HOGAN,

OBAMA'S FORMER DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY.

* YES, ABC PRESIDENT BEN SHERWOOD IS THE BROTHER OF ELIZABETH SHERWOOD,

OBAMA'S FORMER SPECIAL ADVISER.

* YES, CNN PRESIDENT VIRGINIA MOSELEY IS MARRIED TO TOM NIDES,

FORMER HILLARY CLINTON'S DEPUTY SECRETARY.

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A "STACKED DECK".

IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS SOMEWHAT RIGGED,

AND YOU COULDN'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE.

IN GOD WE TRUST

 

Remember the date: January 3rd, 2007

"A history lesson you will not find in the news, weather TV or Print. You won’t find it in our schools either, I wonder why?

DO YOU REMEMBER JANUARY 3, 2007?

Your history lesson for today. Some people have short memories…..

DO YOU REMEMBER JANUARY 3, 2007?

I’ve been saying this for years, but this email probably explains it

better and more clearly. This is NOT a political message, but rather

a clarification to remind us all of the correct facts.

Remember that on October 9, 2007, 11 months before our “economic

crisis” occurred (that was actually created), the Dow hit its highest

point ever, closing at 14,164.53 and reaching 14,198.10 intra-day

level 2 days later. Unemployment was steady at 4.7%. But things were

already being put in place to create the havoc we’ve all been

experiencing since then. And it all started, as this email explains,

on January 3, 2007. --LFL

I'm sending this to each of you regardless of your party preferences

because I believe it is something you may not have considered.

This tells the story, why Bush was so “bad” at the end of his term.

Don't just skim over this, it's not very long, read it slowly and let

it sink in. If in doubt, check it out!!!

The day the Democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was

actually January 3rd 2007, which was the day the Democrats took over

the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the

110th Congress.

The Democrat Party controlled a majority in both chambers for the

first time since the end of the 103rd Congress in 1995.

For those who are listening to the liberals propagating the fallacy

that everything is "Bush's Fault", think about this: January 3rd, 2007

was the day the Democrats took over the Senate and the Congress.

At the time:

The DOW Jones closed at 12,621.77

The GDP for the previous quarter was 3.5%

The Unemployment rate was 4.6%

George Bush's Economic policies SET A RECORD of 52 STRAIGHT MONTHS of JOB GROWTH

Remember the day...

January 3rd, 2007 was the day that Barney Frank took over the House

Financial Services Committee and Chris Dodd took over the Senate

Banking Committee. The economic meltdown that happened 15 months

later was in what part of the economy? BANKING AND FINANCIAL

SERVICES!

Unemployment... to this CRISIS by (among MANY other things) dumping

5-6 TRILLION Dollars of toxic loans on the economy from YOUR Fannie

Mae and Freddie Mac FIASCOES!

Bush asked Congress 17 TIMES to stop Fannie & Freddie - starting in

2001 because it was financially risky for the US economy.

And who took the THIRD highest pay-off from Fannie Mae AND Freddie

Mac? OBAMA And who fought against reform of Fannie and Freddie? OBAMA

and the Democrat Congress.

So when someone tries to blame Bush. REMEMBER JANUARY 3rd, 2007....

THE DAY THE DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER!"

Budgets do not come from the White House. They come from Congress and

the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democrat

Party.

Furthermore, the Democrats controlled the budget process for 2008 &

2009 as well as 2010 & 2011.

In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused

them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough

on spending increases.

For 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid bypassed George Bush

entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running

until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a

massive omnibus spending bill to complete the 2009 budgets.

And where was Barack Obama during this time? He was a member of that

very Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he

signed the omnibus bill as President to complete 2009.

If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the 2007 deficit, the

last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five

years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After

that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that

includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets.

If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself. In a

nutshell, what Obama is saying is I inherited a deficit that I voted

for and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January

20th."

 

Paradise of Mice AKA An Experiment into Socialism

 

Jeromy Yager

in  ·

The "Universe 25" experiment is one of the most terrifying experiments in the history of science, which, through the behavior of a colony of mice, is an attempt by scientists to explain human societies. The idea of ​​"Universe 25" Came from the American scientist John Calhoun, who created an "ideal world" in which hundreds of mice would live and reproduce. More specifically, Calhoun built the so-called "Paradise of Mice", a specially designed space where rodents had Abundance of food and water, as well as a large living space. In the beginning, he placed four pairs of mice that in a short time began to reproduce, resulting in their population growing rapidly. However, after 315 days their reproduction began to decrease significantly. When the number of rodents reached 600, a hierarchy was formed between them and then the so-called "wretches" appeared. The larger rodents began to attack the group, with the result that many males begin to "collapse" psychologically. As a result, the females did not protect themselves and in turn became aggressive towards their young. As time went on, the females showed more and more aggressive behavior, isolation elements and lack of reproductive mood. There was a low birth rate and, at the same time, an increase in mortality in younger rodents. Then, a new class of male rodents appeared, the so-called "beautiful mice". They refused to mate with the females or to "fight" for their space. All they cared about was food and sleep. At one point, "beautiful males" and "isolated females" made up the majority of the population. According to Calhoun, the death phase consisted of two stages: the "first death" and "second death." The former was characterized by the loss of purpose in life beyond mere existence — no desire to mate, raise young or establish a role within society. As time went on, juvenile mortality reached 100% and reproduction reached zero. Among the endangered mice, homosexuality was observed and, at the same time, cannibalism increased, despite the fact that there was plenty of food. Two years after the start of the experiment, the last baby of the colony was born. By 1973, he had killed the last mouse in the Universe 25. John Calhoun repeated the same experiment 25 more times, and each time the result was the same.

Calhoun's scientific work has been used as a model for interpreting social collapse, and his research serves as a focal point for the study of urban sociology.

We are currently witnessing direct parallels in today’s society..weak, feminized men with little to no skills and no protection instincts, and overly agitated and aggressive females with no maternal instincts.

ON TOP THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT, ARE DISPLAYED TWO WORDS: Laus Deo

 

ON TOP THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT, ARE DISPLAYED TWO WORDS:

Laus Deo

Just in case you may not have known…

One detail that is seldom mentioned is that in Washington, D.C. there can never be a building of greater height than the Washington Monument. With all the uproar about removing the Ten Commandments, etc., this is worth a moment or two of your time.

On the aluminum cap, atop the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C., are displayed two words: Laus Deo.

No one can see these words. In fact, most visitors to the monument are totally unaware they are even there and for that matter, probably couldn't care less. Once you know Laus Deo's history, you will want to share this with everyone you know.

These words have been there for many years; they are 555 feet, 5.125 inches high, perched atop the monument, facing skyward to the Father of our nation, overlooking the 69 square miles which comprise the District of Columbia, capital of the United States of America.

Laus Deo! Two seemingly insignificant, unnoticed words. Out of sight and, one might think, out of mind, but very meaningfully placed at the highest point over what is the most powerful city in the most successful nation in the world.

So, what do those two words, in Latin, composed of just four syllables and only seven letters, possibly mean? Very simply, they say Praise be to God!

Though construction of this giant obelisk began in1848, when James Polk was President of the United States, it was not until 1888 that the monument was inaugurated and opened to the public. It took twenty-five years to finally cap the memorial with a tribute to the Father of our nation, Laus Deo, "Praise be to God!"

From atop this magnificent granite and marble structure, visitors may take in the beautiful panoramic view of the city with its division into four major segments. From that vantage point, one can also easily see the original plan of the designer, Pierre Charles L'Enfant ..... a perfect cross imposed upon the landscape, with the White House to the north, The Jefferson Memorial is to the south, the Capitol to the east and the Lincoln Memorial to the west.

A cross you ask? Why a cross? What about separation of church and state? Yes, a cross; separation of church and state was NOT, is NOT, in the Constitution.

So, read on.

How interesting and, no doubt, intended to carry a profound meaning for those who bother to notice.

When the cornerstone of the Washington Monument was laid on July 4th, 1848 deposited within it were many items including the Holy Bible presented by the Bible Society. Praise be to God! Such was the discipline, the moral direction, and the spiritual mood given by the founder and first President of our unique democracy 'One Nation, Under God.'

I am awed by George Washington's prayer for America .... Have you ever read it? Well, now is your unique opportunity, so read on...

"Almighty God; We make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in Thy holy protection; that Thou wilt incline the hearts of the citizens to cultivate a spirit of subordination and obedience to government; and entertain a brotherly affection and love for one another and for their fellow citizens of the United States at large.

And finally that Thou wilt most graciously be pleased to dispose us all to do justice, to love MERCY, and to demean ourselves with that charity, humility, and pacific temper of mind which were the characteristics of the Divine Author of our blessed religion, and without a humble imitation of whose example in these things we can never hope to be a happy nation.

Grant our supplication, we beseech Thee, through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen."

Laus Deo!

It is hoped you will send this to every sister, brother, father, mother or friend. They will not find it offensive because you have given them a lesson in history that they probably never learned in school.

With that, be not ashamed or afraid, but have pity for those who will never see this because someone failed to send it on.

https://www.nps.gov/wamo/learn/historyculture/index.htm

 

 

The Snowflake Achieve Award

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June 18, 2020 · 

Michael Langan

 

The Snowflake “Achievement” Award

Requirements to be “earned”

Must be stationed in parents basement

Be a top achiever at xbox

have no job

be “offended” 95% of the time

stifle free speech, expression And others right to assemble

Use the terms “Nazi” n “Fascist” in at least every other sentence.

Never engage in rational conversation

Be able to throw bricks at businesses (family owned preferred)

Be able to use a lighter n start fires

Use a spray paint can on Statues of National Heroes, National Monuments And houses of worship

Be able to use mace

Carry a skateboard n try to use it as a weapon

Be able to THINK you can fight when in reality you can’t beat up a Girl Scout

Above All; Hate Police Officers Everywhere