Job Applicant's "Resimay"

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job wat I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik with one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole
really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru
my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay
me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Resimay

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check, see you on Monday!