Is There Sex After Death?

Is There Sex after Death ??

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death.  Their biggest fear
was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, Frank was the first to die.  True to
his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?"

"Is that you, Frank?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful!  What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.  I have breakfast and
then it's off to the golf course.  I have sex again, bathe in the
warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.  Then I have
lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens).  Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.

After supper, it's back to the golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed
sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".

"Oh, Frank! Are you sure you're in Heaven?"

"No, I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."