Friday

Missing wife alert!

 Husband:  My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not  come home. 
  
Sheriff:  What is her height? 


  
Husband:  Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. 


  
Sheriff:  Weight? 


  
Husband:  Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. 


  
Sheriff:  Color of eyes? 


  
Husband:  Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. 


  
Sheriff:  Color of hair? 


  
Husband:  Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. 


  
Sheriff:  What was she wearing? 


  
Husband:  Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. 


  
Sheriff:  What kind of car did she go in? 


  
Husband:  She went in my truck. 


  
Sheriff:  What kind of truck was it? 


  
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for
the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders,
a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
 
At this point the husband started choking up. 
  
Sheriff:  Take it easy, we'll find your truck.

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