The Dream Job!

The Dream job

 

A young man with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth &  a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare  office to pick up his cheque. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi, you know, I REALLY HATE drawing  welfare.  I'd much rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the  system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We've  just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and  bodyguard for his beautiful daughter."  "You'll have to drive around in his 2016 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply  all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.-  You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday  Trips".  This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as  the daughter is in her 20s and has a strong sex drive." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me?" The Social Worker said, "Yeah, well . . .you started it."

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