Three surgeons were bragging while playing golf.

           Three surgeons were bragging while playing golf.

 

The first one said, "I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"

 

The second doctor said,  "I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm.  I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"

 

The third doctor said " I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.  All they could find was the horse's ass, a few body parts, and her hair.  I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House”!