Monday

Hey RICO "Hey Micky" Not a Crime

 

🎡 (To the tune of “Hey Micky”)

(Verse 1) 🎀 AOC, she’s in the spotlight, 🎀 Congressional halls, where she takes flight. 🎀 RICO isn’t a crime, she declares, 🎀 In a testy exchange, she airs her cares.

(Pre-Chorus) 🎀 Tony Bobulinski, witness on the stand, 🎀 Hunter Biden’s past, a tangled strand. 🎀 “What’s the crime?” she asks, with fire in her eyes, 🎀 “RICO, corruption, statutes,” he replies.

(Chorus) 🎀 Oh, AOC, you’ve stirred the debate, 🎀 RICO, a category, not a criminal fate. 🎀 Lawyers in the room, they raise their brows, 🎀 Defining statutes, they’ll surely espouse.

(Verse 2) 🎀 Reclaiming her time, she stands her ground, 🎀 15-month saga, Republican lost and found. 🎀 Impeachment inquiry, high crime or misdemeanor? 🎀 AOC’s words ignite the social media arena.

(Bridge) 🎀 Netizens roast her, memes take flight, 🎀 AOC, RICO’s defender, in the limelight. 🎀 Empty the jails, they jest and jest, 🎀 Racketeering, corruption, put to the test.

(Chorus) 🎀 Oh, AOC, you’ve stirred the debate, 🎀 RICO, a category, not a criminal fate. 🎀 Lawyers in the room, they raise their brows, 🎀 Defining statutes, they’ll surely espouse.

(Outro) 🎀 As the music fades, AOC stands tall, 🎀 RICO, a buzzword, echoes through the hall. 🎀 Impeachment drama, a political dance, 🎀 And AOC’s claim? It’s left to chance.

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