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Wednesday

A lesson to learn from Jack Ma, the richest man in China

*A lesson to learn from Jack Ma, the richest man in China.*
In an interview he said that " It is impossible to please the poor minds".
- "Give them something for free, and they think it's a trap.
- Tell them it's a small investment, they'll say they will not win a lot.
- Tell them to invest, they respond that they will, when they have money.
- Invite them to invest big, they'll say they don't have money.
- Invite them to try new things, they'll tell you how they don't know how to do it.
- Tell them to come to a traditional business, they'll say it's hard to do business.
- Tell them it's a new business model, they'll say that it is a scam.
- Tell them to manage a shop, they'll say it doesn't pay a lot.
- Tell them to start a new business, they'll say that they don't have money.
*Poor minds have a few things in common:
They love to ask or "investigate" in Google, listen to friends who are as hopeless as them, they think more than a university professor and move less than a blind leading the blind.
You just have to ask them, what do you want to do? Speaking a lot without actions.
My conclusion:
Instead of waiting for things to change, why don't you act and do things to change?

Instead of just thinking about it, why not do something about it?
Poor people fail because of one common behavior:
Their whole life is a matter of wait and wait without action." ~ Jack Ma


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I Did Not Take A Knee

  When Obama lied to me and claimed 4 of my comrades were murdered because of a video insulting Muslims...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama freed terrorists, I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama shipped pallets of cash to my sworn enemy...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama failed to identify Radicals as terrorists and Islam as an enemy of the state...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama claimed that a man who tried to kill another man who lawfully defended himself could be his son...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama defended a thug who bum rushed law enforcement...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama ordered businesses to spend unnecessary funds to appease a minority of people who need mental intervention far more than they need their own toilet...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama removed 'one nation under God' ...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama lied to me and said I could keep my doctors and my premiums would go down...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama spent my tax dollars in foreign lands to interfere in their elections...I didn't take a knee.


  While Obama sat by passively and enabled ISIS to emerge as a stronger force dedicated to spreading Islamic ideals by committing murder, rape and torture...I didn't take a knee.



  When Obama allowed dictators and murderers to violate his red lines and continue to murder women and children with chemical gas...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama chastised law enforcement for their actions but ignored the violence in our streets...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama identified the weather as the greatest threat to America's safety while Terrorists worldwide are murdering innocent people...I didn't take a knee.


  While Obama's insistence that pacifism and reform in numerous areas of the globe would bring peace but instead led to the strengthening of those that seek to destroy us...I didn't take a knee.





  In the 8 terrible years of Obama and his radical agenda against America, I never took a knee. In all that time I never disrespected our Country, our Armed Forces and Veterans, or our Nation. I remained vigilant. I never rioted, looted, blocked major highways or threatened to assassinate anyone with opposing views.

  God Bless the USA and God Bless President Donald J. Trump! #MAGA

Monday

Best Weight Loss For Men (This is a Joke)


Fast Weight Loss Now
 
I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss.
 
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, I finally gave up
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10
lbs. as promised.
 
I  called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So
for the next four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually
getting in better and better shape.
Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover
that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
 
So I decide to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.
"Are  you sure?" asks the representative on. "This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it find a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,...
you're mine."
 
I lost 63 pounds that week.
 
Now For The Real Way To Loss Weight and Get Into Your Best Shape!
 

A Little Christmas Story

A Little Christmas Story
 
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.  Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.  When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
 
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
 
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
 
Not a lot of people know this.

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Wednesday

Computer problem, it was and ID Ten T Error

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
 
Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
 
Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
 
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
 
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
 
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
 
Georgie grinned..'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
 
'No,' I replied.
 
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
 
So I wrote down:
ID10T
 
I used to like Georgie , the little shit.

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Sunday

Why keep aspirin by your bedside?

Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue.. They work much faster than the tablets.


Why keep aspirin by your bedside?


About Heart Attacks

There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.

One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.

Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack. The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.



If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.



Afterwards:

- phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by

- say "heart attack!"

- say that you have taken 2 aspirins..

- take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and....

~ do NOT lie down ~


A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life can be saved!


I have already shared the information- - What about you?

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Friday

The Dream Job!

The Dream job
 
A young man with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth & 
a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare 
office to pick up his cheque.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi, you know, I REALLY HATE drawing 
welfare.  I'd much rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the 
system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We've 
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and 
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter."
 "You'll have to drive around in his 2016 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply 
all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.-
 You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday 
Trips". 
This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as 
the daughter is in her 20s and has a strong sex drive."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me?"
The Social Worker said, "Yeah, well . . .you started it."


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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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