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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. King David
 
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sasha Guitry
 
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
 
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous
 
The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Dumas
 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud
 
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays' Red Skelton
 
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison
 
'I've had bad luck with both my wives The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra
 
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murray
 
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Nash
 
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous
 
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman
 
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield
 
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
 
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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