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President Trump Calls For Voter ID To Stop Russian Meddling

President Trump has come up with a solution to the Russians interfering with America's elections. White House is waiting for response from Nancy Pelosi. Twitter will certainly explode. What will Mueller do next?
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The New High School Teacher

New High School Teacher

 After retiring, a former Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant took a new job as a high school teacher.

 Just before the school year started, he injured his back. 
He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

 Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.

 On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

 The smart-ass  punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine,
were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

 Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.         

 With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap.  He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest

 Dead  Silence   .

 The rest of the year went smoothly.
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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