I Did Not Take A Knee

  When Obama lied to me and claimed 4 of my comrades were murdered because of a video insulting Muslims...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama freed terrorists, I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama shipped pallets of cash to my sworn enemy...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama failed to identify Radicals as terrorists and Islam as an enemy of the state...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama claimed that a man who tried to kill another man who lawfully defended himself could be his son...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama defended a thug who bum rushed law enforcement...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama ordered businesses to spend unnecessary funds to appease a minority of people who need mental intervention far more than they need their own toilet...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama removed 'one nation under God' ...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama lied to me and said I could keep my doctors and my premiums would go down...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama spent my tax dollars in foreign lands to interfere in their elections...I didn't take a knee.

  While Obama sat by passively and enabled ISIS to emerge as a stronger force dedicated to spreading Islamic ideals by committing murder, rape and torture...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama allowed dictators and murderers to violate his red lines and continue to murder women and children with chemical gas...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama chastised law enforcement for their actions but ignored the violence in our streets...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama identified the weather as the greatest threat to America's safety while Terrorists worldwide are murdering innocent people...I didn't take a knee.

  While Obama's insistence that pacifism and reform in numerous areas of the globe would bring peace but instead led to the strengthening of those that seek to destroy us...I didn't take a knee.




  In the 8 terrible years of Obama and his radical agenda against America, I never took a knee. In all that time I never disrespected our Country, our Armed Forces and Veterans, or our Nation. I remained vigilant. I never rioted, looted, blocked major highways or threatened to assassinate anyone with opposing views.

  God Bless the USA and God Bless President Donald J. Trump! #MAGA

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I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss.

 

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a

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She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later

huffing and puffing, I finally gave up

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On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10

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I  called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her

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Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So

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Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover

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So I decide to go for broke and calls the company to order the

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"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."

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A Little Christmas Story

A Little Christmas Story

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.  Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.  When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

 

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

 

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

 

Not a lot of people know this.

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