Why keep aspirin by your bedside?

Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue.. They work much faster than the tablets.


Why keep aspirin by your bedside?


About Heart Attacks

There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.

One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.

Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack. The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.



If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.



Afterwards:

- phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by

- say "heart attack!"

- say that you have taken 2 aspirins..

- take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and....

~ do NOT lie down ~


A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life can be saved!


I have already shared the information- - What about you?

Why Not Be Healthy?

The Dream Job!

The Dream job

 

A young man with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth &  a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare  office to pick up his cheque. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi, you know, I REALLY HATE drawing  welfare.  I'd much rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the  system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We've  just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and  bodyguard for his beautiful daughter."  "You'll have to drive around in his 2016 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply  all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.-  You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday  Trips".  This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as  the daughter is in her 20s and has a strong sex drive." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me?" The Social Worker said, "Yeah, well . . .you started it."

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Fishing or Sex?

Four married men go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took
place:

First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the
house next weekend."

Second guy, "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her
a new deck for the pool."

Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word, they asked him.

"You haven't said any thing about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, "Fishing or Sex?"

She said, "Wear sun-block."

A doctor's best patient.

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.


The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'


The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'


The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.


The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.'


But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.


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Family jokes to start off your week

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.


He shoots his friend and kills him.



Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'


2. Brother wanted


A small boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother'....



Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....



3. Meaning of WIFE


Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without
Information Fighting Everytime'!'


Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'



4. Importance of a period



Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'


Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'


5. Confident vs. confidential


A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and
confidential?'


Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that's confidential!'



6. Anger management?


Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you
control your anger?'


Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'


Husband: 'How does that help?'


Wife: 'I use your toothbrush