Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously.Check out their new livery!

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too

seriously.Check out their new livery!

 See also the comments of flight attendants and crew listed below.

 Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg ..
  Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety
  lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real
  examples that have been heard or reported:
   ---o0o---
  On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where
  you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a
  flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out
 furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
  ---o0o---
  On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot
  said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be
  turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
  the appearance of your flight attendants."
  ----o0o---
  On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your
  belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
  something we'd like to have."
  ----o0o---
  "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out
  of this airplane."
  ---o0o---
 "Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business
 as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
  ---o0o---
  As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone
  voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
  ---o0o---
  After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a
  flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening
  the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as
  hell everything has shifted."
  ---o0o---
  From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth .
  To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and
  pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't
  know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public
  unsupervised."
  ---o0o---
  "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend
  from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
  face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask
  before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one
  small child, pick your favorite."
  ---o0o---
  Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but
  we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember,
  nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."
  ----o0o---
   "Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an
  emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our
  compliments."
  ---o0o---
  "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
  Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
  attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.."
  ---o0o---
  And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is
  pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in
  the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
  ---o0o---
  Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The
  flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump
  and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the
  airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight
  attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
  ---o0o---
   Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and
  bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight
  it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies
  and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats
  with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our
  airplane to the gate!"
   ---o0o---
  Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
  "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to
  the terminal."
  ---o0o---
  An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered
  his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which
  required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers
  exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said
  that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the
  passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
  Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking
  with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
  "Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,
  "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
   ---o0o---
  After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on
  with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain
  Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt
  against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning
  bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way
  through the wreckage to the terminal.."
  ---o0o---
  Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank
  you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the
  insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal
  tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
  ---o0o---
  Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke,
   the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light
  'em, you can smoke 'em."
   ---o0o---
   A plane was taking off from Durban Airport. After it reached a
  comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
  intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking
  Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The
  weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
  uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOODNESS!" Silence
  followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom
  and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
  While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a
  cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A
  passenger then yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of
  mine!"