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A little history for American University students wanting to 'restore Palestine'.

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mtiaz Mahmood
 
A little history for American University students wanting to 'restore Palestine'. 
 
1. Before Israel, there was a British mandate, not a Palestinian state. 
 
2. Before the British Mandate, there was the Ottoman Empire, not a Palestinian state.
 
3. Before the Ottoman Empire, there was the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, not a Palestinian state. 
 
4. Before the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, there was the Ayubid Arab-Kurdish Empire, not a Palestinian state.
 
5. Before the Ayubid Empire, there was the Frankish and Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem, not a Palestinian state. 
 
6. Before the Kingdom of Jerusalem, there was the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, not a Palestinian state. 7. Before the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, there was the Byzantine Empire, not a Palestinian state. 
 
8. Before the Byzantine Empire, there were the Sassanids, not a Palestinian state. 
 
9. Before the Sassanid Empire, there was the Byzantine Empire, not a Palestinian state. 
 
10. Before the Byzantine Empire, there was the Roman Empire, not a Palestinian state. 
 
11. Before the Roman Empire, there was the Hasmonean state, not a Palestinian state. 
 
12. Before the Hasmonean state, there was the Seleucid, not a Palestinian state. 
 
13. Before the Seleucid empire, there was the empire of Alexander the Great, not a Palestinian state. 
 
14. Before the empire of Alexander the Great, there was the Persian empire, not a Palestinian state. 
 
15. Before the Persian Empire, there was the Babylonian Empire, not a Palestinian state. 
 
16. Before the Babylonian Empire, there were the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, not a Palestinian state. 
 
17. Before the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, there was the Kingdom of Israel, not a Palestinian state. 
 
18. Before the kingdom of Israel, there was the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, not a Palestinian state. 
 
19. Before the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, there was an agglomeration of independent Canaanite city-kingdoms, not a Palestinian state.
 
 (The Kingdom of David - historic map for those wondering how the region looked over 2000 years ago, and how deep the roots of the Jewish people run in these lands)
 
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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