If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for Recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American.
you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for Recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American.
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