Best Weight Loss For Men (This is a Joke)

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I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss.

 

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a

voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair

of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later

huffing and puffing, I finally gave up

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10

lbs. as promised.

 

I  called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her

neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So

for the next four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually

getting in better and better shape.

Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover

that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

 

So I decide to go for broke and calls the company to order the

7-day/50 pound program.

"Are  you sure?" asks the representative on. "This is our most

rigorous program."

"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it find a

huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running

shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,...

you're mine."

 

I lost 63 pounds that week.

 

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