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America #WeGotThis!

πŸ”ΉCarnival Cruise line told Trump, “We can match those big Navy hospital ships with some fully staffed cruise ships.”
 
πŸ”ΉGM & Ford said, “Hold our cars, watch this; we can make ventilators where we were making cars by next week.”
 
πŸ”ΉConstruction companies said, “Here are some masks for the medical staff & doctors.”
 
πŸ”ΉRestaurants & schools said, “We’ve got kitchens & staff; we can feed the kids.”
 
πŸ”ΉNHL & NBA players are writing checks to pay the arena staff during postponed seasons.
 
πŸ”ΉChurches are holding online services & taking care of their members & community.
 
 πŸ”ΉWomen & children are making homemade masks & handing out snacks to truckers.
 
πŸ”ΉBreweries are making sanitizer out of the left-over ingredients.
 
πŸ”ΉWe thought we couldn’t live without baseball, hockey, & NASCAR, or going to beaches, restaurants, or a bar.. Instead, we’re ordering take-out to help keep businesses alive.
What they didn’t count on was America saying, “Hold my beer, watch this.”

I think a Japanese Admiral in the middle of the Pacific said it best in 1941: “I think we have awakened a sleeping giant.”

Give us a little more time & we will be doing much better! Stop listening to the hysterical media.
We are one nation, under God.
God’s got us, & #WeGotThis! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™πŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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