Now Lifestyle

Sunday

THE UMBRELLA - A TOUCHING STORY

THE UMBRELLA
 
This wonderful
story moved me to share it with you.  Such a sweet and touching tale......
 
Image result for old lady with an umbrella
 THE UMBRELLA - A TOUCHING STORY 
On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters were gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the “evils”of America. I politely declined to take one. 
There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. 
The young protester gently put her hand on the old woman's shoulder and in a patronizing voice said, "Don't you care about the children of Iraq?" 
The old woman looked up at her and said: "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam  All three died so a naive, ignorant, self-centered bimbo like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country, and if you touch me again, I'll shove this umbrella up your ass and open it."
Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

Like what you see?

Add to Onlywire

Blog Archive