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The Snowflake Achieve Award

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June 18, 2020
The Snowflake “Achievement” Award
Requirements to be “earned”
Must be stationed in parents basement
Be a top achiever at xbox
have no job
be “offended” 95% of the time
stifle free speech, expression And others right to assemble
Use the terms “Nazi” n “Fascist” in at least every other sentence.
Never engage in rational conversation
Be able to throw bricks at businesses (family owned preferred)
Be able to use a lighter n start fires
Use a spray paint can on Statues of National Heroes, National Monuments And houses of worship
Be able to use mace
Carry a skateboard n try to use it as a weapon
Be able to THINK you can fight when in reality you can’t beat up a Girl Scout
Above All; Hate Police Officers Everywhere
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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