Hey RICO "Hey Micky" Not a Crime

 

🎵 (To the tune of “Hey Micky”)

(Verse 1) 🎤 AOC, she’s in the spotlight, 🎤 Congressional halls, where she takes flight. 🎤 RICO isn’t a crime, she declares, 🎤 In a testy exchange, she airs her cares.

(Pre-Chorus) 🎤 Tony Bobulinski, witness on the stand, 🎤 Hunter Biden’s past, a tangled strand. 🎤 “What’s the crime?” she asks, with fire in her eyes, 🎤 “RICO, corruption, statutes,” he replies.

(Chorus) 🎤 Oh, AOC, you’ve stirred the debate, 🎤 RICO, a category, not a criminal fate. 🎤 Lawyers in the room, they raise their brows, 🎤 Defining statutes, they’ll surely espouse.

(Verse 2) 🎤 Reclaiming her time, she stands her ground, 🎤 15-month saga, Republican lost and found. 🎤 Impeachment inquiry, high crime or misdemeanor? 🎤 AOC’s words ignite the social media arena.

(Bridge) 🎤 Netizens roast her, memes take flight, 🎤 AOC, RICO’s defender, in the limelight. 🎤 Empty the jails, they jest and jest, 🎤 Racketeering, corruption, put to the test.

(Chorus) 🎤 Oh, AOC, you’ve stirred the debate, 🎤 RICO, a category, not a criminal fate. 🎤 Lawyers in the room, they raise their brows, 🎤 Defining statutes, they’ll surely espouse.

(Outro) 🎤 As the music fades, AOC stands tall, 🎤 RICO, a buzzword, echoes through the hall. 🎤 Impeachment drama, a political dance, 🎤 And AOC’s claim? It’s left to chance.