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Showing posts with label patriotic. Show all posts

Friday

Twas during the shutdown... and Speaker of the House

‘‘Twas during the shutdown....and Speaker of the House,
tried to leave town...quiet as a mouse.
Pelosi was all packed...she was ready to go.
But Trump sent a letter, “I don’t think so....”
“You can’t use my plane,” he said with glee,
“You must stay here and negotiate with me!”
She said, “What nerve! What gall!”
Trump said, “ Tough shit! I’m getting my wall!”

Wednesday

I Did Not Take A Knee

  When Obama lied to me and claimed 4 of my comrades were murdered because of a video insulting Muslims...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama freed terrorists, I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama shipped pallets of cash to my sworn enemy...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama failed to identify Radicals as terrorists and Islam as an enemy of the state...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama claimed that a man who tried to kill another man who lawfully defended himself could be his son...I didn't take a knee.

  When Obama defended a thug who bum rushed law enforcement...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama ordered businesses to spend unnecessary funds to appease a minority of people who need mental intervention far more than they need their own toilet...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama removed 'one nation under God' ...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama lied to me and said I could keep my doctors and my premiums would go down...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama spent my tax dollars in foreign lands to interfere in their elections...I didn't take a knee.


  While Obama sat by passively and enabled ISIS to emerge as a stronger force dedicated to spreading Islamic ideals by committing murder, rape and torture...I didn't take a knee.



  When Obama allowed dictators and murderers to violate his red lines and continue to murder women and children with chemical gas...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama chastised law enforcement for their actions but ignored the violence in our streets...I didn't take a knee.


  When Obama identified the weather as the greatest threat to America's safety while Terrorists worldwide are murdering innocent people...I didn't take a knee.


  While Obama's insistence that pacifism and reform in numerous areas of the globe would bring peace but instead led to the strengthening of those that seek to destroy us...I didn't take a knee.





  In the 8 terrible years of Obama and his radical agenda against America, I never took a knee. In all that time I never disrespected our Country, our Armed Forces and Veterans, or our Nation. I remained vigilant. I never rioted, looted, blocked major highways or threatened to assassinate anyone with opposing views.

  God Bless the USA and God Bless President Donald J. Trump! #MAGA

Saturday

I got this from an "Old Fart" friend of mine!

OLD FART PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.
  • Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.
  • Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam .
  • If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.
  • Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
  • Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.
  • Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.
  • It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.
  This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.
 
We need them now more than ever.
 
Thank God for Old Farts!

The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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