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Cat In The Hat on aging



Just in case you weren't feeling too old today.




The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991.



They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.



Their lifetime has always included AIDS.



The CD was introduced two years before they were born.



They have always had an answering machine.



They have always had cable..



Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.



Popcorn has always been microwaved.



They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.



They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.



They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ', or 'de plane Boss, de plane'.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.



They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.


Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.



Notice the larger type?



That's for those of us who have trouble reading.



P.S. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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