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The Geography of a Woman Compared to the Geography of a Man

The Geography of a Woman

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
 

 
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
 

 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
 


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. 
With a glorious and all conquering past.
 


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
 


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. 
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
 


After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
 

 
Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea.
Ruled by a pair of nuts
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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