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My Dog is a Congressman

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
 
He has his food prepared for him.
 
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
 
He visits his doctor once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
 
For all of this, he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
 
He lives in a nice neighborhood, in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
 
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
 
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
 
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
 
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
 
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
 
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks...
MY dog is a CONGRESSMAN.
 
Signed an American tax payer.



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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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