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T'was Days Before Christmas

T’was Days Before Christmas

T’was Days before Christmas and all through the House
   No Bills were being passed just Impeachment by the Louse
The Democrats were primed with “Bags of Schiff”
   Hoping they could find something that could finally Fit.

The Plan to Impeach the President Trump
   Failed to Realize the President always gets final Hump.
All Dressed in Black they showed up to vote 
   But didn’t realize the Grim Reaper was there to Gather these dopes

Democrats claiming this Impeachment was necessary for security of state 
   Said they prayed for the President during weeks of their Partisan Debate
 Upon completion of the vote they so handled won 
   Quickly Rushed off to celebrate Impeaching the Great One

But as the President left the Rally in Michigan’s City of Battle Creek  
  He left No Doubt the Democrats vote was without a paddle up Shiff’s Creek
With the Republican coffers over-followed with campaign contributions
President Trump might be considered the marketing genius behind all their hoax   actions.
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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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