T'was the night before impeachment and all through the house, not a Democrat was stirring, not even Schiff the louse.
All the articles were wrote by Nadler with care, in Hope's that drunk Pelosi would soon be there.
But what to their wondering eyes should appear, But president Trump and the people who hold the constitution dear.
A six foot three business man so lively and quick, I watched as he gave Waters ass a kick, and more rapid than eagles the Republicans came, as he shouted on McConnell and each Republicans name.
And so to the White House the Republicans all flew, we're tired of this shit and the people are too.
Down the Senate he went with a leap and a bound,
He smacked that bitch Schumer right to the ground.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work, then turned to the Dems and said you're all fucking jerks.
And laying his finger aside of his nose, then giving a nod from his chair he rose.
But I heard him exclaim as he walked out of sight,
When the trial is over you'll see I was right.
All the articles were wrote by Nadler with care, in Hope's that drunk Pelosi would soon be there.
But what to their wondering eyes should appear, But president Trump and the people who hold the constitution dear.
A six foot three business man so lively and quick, I watched as he gave Waters ass a kick, and more rapid than eagles the Republicans came, as he shouted on McConnell and each Republicans name.
And so to the White House the Republicans all flew, we're tired of this shit and the people are too.
Down the Senate he went with a leap and a bound,
He smacked that bitch Schumer right to the ground.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work, then turned to the Dems and said you're all fucking jerks.
And laying his finger aside of his nose, then giving a nod from his chair he rose.
But I heard him exclaim as he walked out of sight,
When the trial is over you'll see I was right.
#Trump2020
T’was Days Before Christmas
T’was Days before Christmas and all through the House
No Bills were being passed just Impeachment by the Louse
The Democrats were primed with “Bags of Schiff”
Hoping they could find something that could finally Fit.
The Plan to Impeach the President Trump
Failed to Realize the President always gets final Hump.
All Dressed in Black they showed up to vote
But didn’t realize the Grim Reaper was there to Gather these dopes
Democrats claiming this Impeachment was necessary for security of state
Said they prayed for the President during weeks of their Partisan Debate
Upon completion of the vote they so handled won
Quickly Rushed off to celebrate Impeaching the Great One
But as the President left the Rally in Michigan’s City of Battle Creek
He left No Doubt the Democrats vote was without a paddle up Shiff’s Creek
With the Republican coffers over-followed with campaign contributions
President Trump might be considered the marketing genius behind all their hoax actions.
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