Four married men go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took
place:
First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the
house next weekend."
Second guy, "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her
a new deck for the pool."
Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word, they asked him.
"You haven't said any thing about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, "Fishing or Sex?"
She said, "Wear sun-block."
place:
First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the
house next weekend."
Second guy, "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her
a new deck for the pool."
Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word, they asked him.
"You haven't said any thing about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, "Fishing or Sex?"
She said, "Wear sun-block."
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