Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.
#WhyNotHealthy?
Are you on a healthy path? Find out today how you can get in the best shape of your life by working our for 7 minutes 3 times a week.
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.
#WhyNotHealthy?
Are you on a healthy path? Find out today how you can get in the best shape of your life by working our for 7 minutes 3 times a week.
No comments:
Post a Comment