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My magic green hat.


Earlier this year while on vacation to
escape the snow and cold, I passed
through Florida on my way to the
Caribbean cruise.  The day after returning
from my cruise, I wasn’t feeling very well
and decided that I really needed some
medical assistance... and decided to
visit the emergency room at the closest medical facility.
 
Realizing that it would likely be very crowded
and not wanting to sit there waiting for 4-5
hours to be seen, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
 
As soon as I entered the E.R., I noticed that over
3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they
decided that they weren't really that sick after all.
 
I’m believing that MAGIC GREEN HAT cut at least
3 hours off my waiting time.
 
Here's a picture of my MAGIC GREEN HAT: 
 
 
 
 


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It also works at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
It saved me 5 hours.
 
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, many of which were still running.
 
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time
at the grocery store as well.
 
But . . . don't try it at McDonald's.
 The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!

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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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