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Only A Texan Can Make You Feel Like A Woman

Only A Texan Can Make You Feel Like A Woman



A plane passed through a severe storm.  The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.


One woman lost it completely.


She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed,'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'


For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.  Then the man from Texas  stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes.


Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved.  He removed his shirt.  Muscles rippled across his chest.


She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

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The Spaghetti Affair


SPAGHETTI............A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.....

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