Getting rich is the result of doing things in a certain way.

“There is a thinking stuff from which all things are made, and which, in its original state, permeates, penetrates, and fills the interspaces of the universe. A thought, in this substance, Produces the thing that is imaged by the thought. Man can form things in his thought, and, by impressing his thought upon formless substance, can cause the thing he thinks about to be created.”
― Wallace D. Wattles, The Science of Getting Rich

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Granny and the Carjacking

***Get Out of The Car!...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,

upon returning to her car, found four males

in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,

proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,

"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car - NOW!"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat.

They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded

to load her shopping bags into the back of the

car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key

into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then

she realized why.

It was for the same reason she had wondered

why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two

12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked

four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into he own car and drove

to the police station to report her mistake.

The Sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't

stop laughing.  He pointed to the other end of the

counter, where four pale men were reporting a

carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as

white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,

and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Moral of the story?

If you're going to have a senior moment... make it memorable!

New TV Drug Advertizing

I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. 

 But this is definitely an exception! 

 

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Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world  that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. 

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had..

 

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. 

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

 

Side effects may include:  

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. 

 

Warnings:  

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.  The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell  your friends over and over again that you love them.   

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think  you can sing.  

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 

 
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Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing...

The New Salesman

A young guy from Upper Peninsula  Michigan moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Ironwood, Michigan."

Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.

"How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales from 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida . One sale a day might have been acceptable in Michigan, but you're not on the farm anymore, son."

The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"

The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65".

The boss, astonished, says, "$101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that Ford 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, 
and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.........'"


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Confucius Did Not Say...

Confucius Did Not Say...

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
 

Passionate kiss like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
 

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
 

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
 

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
 

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.
 

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
 

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
 

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.
 

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

A wise person does take care of their health.  

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What Happened. I can't put my finger on it...

I’m still trying to figure out how Hillary lost the election...
Was it the Russian Uranium Deal?
Was it Wikileaks?
Was it Podesta?
Was it Comey?
Was it having a sexual predator as a husband?
Was it Huma Abedin’s sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner?
Was it because the Clinton Foundation ripped off Haiti?
Was it subpoena violations?
Was it the congressional testimony lies?
Was it the corrupt Clinton Foundation?
Was it the Benghazi butchering?
Was it pay for play?
Was it being recorded laughing because she got a child rapist off when she was an attorney?
Was it the Travel Gate scandal?
Was it the Whitewater scandal?
Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?
Was it the Trooper Gate scandal?
OR....
Was it the the $15 million for Chelsea’s apartment bought with foundation money?
Or her husband’s interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation?
Or having debate questions stolen & given to her?
Or her own secret server in her house?
Or deleting 30,000 emails?
Or having cell phones destroyed with hammers?
Was it the Seth Rich murder?
Was it the Vince Foster murder?
Was it the Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement?
Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?
Was it calling half the United States deplorable?
Was it the underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?
Was it Bill’s impeachment?
Was it the lie about being under sniper fire in Bosnia?
Was it the $10 million she took for the pardon of Marc Rich?
Or the $6 BILLION she “lost” when in charge of the State Dept.?
Or because she is a hateful, lying, power hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty person?
Gee I just can’t seem to put my finger on it...

A lesson to learn from Jack Ma, the richest man in China

*A lesson to learn from Jack Ma, the richest man in China.*
In an interview he said that " It is impossible to please the poor minds".
- "Give them something for free, and they think it's a trap.
- Tell them it's a small investment, they'll say they will not win a lot.
- Tell them to invest, they respond that they will, when they have money.
- Invite them to invest big, they'll say they don't have money.
- Invite them to try new things, they'll tell you how they don't know how to do it.
- Tell them to come to a traditional business, they'll say it's hard to do business.
- Tell them it's a new business model, they'll say that it is a scam.
- Tell them to manage a shop, they'll say it doesn't pay a lot.
- Tell them to start a new business, they'll say that they don't have money.
*Poor minds have a few things in common:
They love to ask or "investigate" in Google, listen to friends who are as hopeless as them, they think more than a university professor and move less than a blind leading the blind.
You just have to ask them, what do you want to do? Speaking a lot without actions.
My conclusion:
Instead of waiting for things to change, why don't you act and do things to change?
Instead of just thinking about it, why not do something about it?
Poor people fail because of one common behavior:
Their whole life is a matter of wait and wait without action." ~ Jack Ma

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